Mumbai Atrocities Leave The Bushrangers Stunned

IF THINGS had gone to plan, the Victorian Bushrangers would have arrived at the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel in Mumbai this morning.

Trial For Violent Bashing

A MAN accused of bashing a hotel worker with a baseball bat, smashing several of the victim's teeth and fracturing his skull, has been committed for trial.

Masterchef - Neil Cunningham

The thing that excites Neil Cunningham most about cooking at the Healesville Hotel is the fact it is smack-bang in the middle of a region rich in beautiful produce.

What Saturday

ABSOLUTELY FAB: Illawarra Leagues ALAN BARNES DUO: Bundanoon Hotel AZADOOTA: The Tea Club, Nowra

Stink Continues As Gelato Tests Are Inconclusive

TESTS on whether the faeces in gelato served at Coogee Bay Hotel were from an animal or a human have come back inconclusive, the food safety watchdog says.

Glassing At Nowra Hotel

THE alleged glassing of a 20-year-old man forced the closure of a hotel at Nowra on the weekend.

Bid To End Gelato Scandal

THE Coogee Bay Hotel has unveiled a range of safety and hygiene measures to restore public confidence after a family was allegedly served a bowl of gelato tainted with human excrement.

Coogee Bay Hotel Withdraws New Bar Stools

THE recent multimillion-dollar renovation of the Coogee Bay Hotel has ended in disaster after customers were served gelato containing faecal matter. The architects responsible have apologised to the family, explaining that their suggestion of trying some new stools in the brasserie area must have been misunderstood.